Funnel cake coma,
screaming child kicks my kneecap—
Mickey owes me bail.
Haikus are like amusement parks — they look like fun to the ignorant and uninformed. But in reality, they are overrated, overpriced, and ridiculous…but somehow fun.
Loop-de-loop of death,
my hotdog sees its future…
goodbye, dignity.
More haiku disdain forthcoming…
